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Feb 23, 2007 19:32:37 GMT -5
Post by Adam on Feb 23, 2007 19:32:37 GMT -5
Although my knees hurt like italian pornstars i like flipping on concrete because Matti jumps around all day long. Adam also wants to give birth to a cow but his boxer shorts were pink with white hearts so he couldnt, but kez wanted to 540 kick Adam's face for making love to a horse without protection!!!!
JayJee in the meantime had been watching waaaay too many flying mongooses, so he decided to take up synchronised swimming and basket weaving in the hope that adam would stop licking his cheeks, and start workin on his obliques, u know he's a freak, he looks like a geek!
"Ya bastards!" shouted Matti as he climbed to the top of a card board box, coz he'd fogot his socks, "I'll hav a vodka on the rocks"; he says to calm himself ";on the f**kin top shelf!" ..musta rung a bell in his head, that piece of lead, left in a garden shed with a guy called Ned, "not the whole meal bread! The red bread bread"; said Special K, he's eating that goddam sh*t everyday, better than bird seed i guess coz our Kez it quite a mess when it comes 2 feeding time, always in a rush, gota push in line ......
At the end of his international rapping career Jayjee decided that matti's profound words of wisdom "fighting for peace is like f**king for virginity" was so true that he had to try and enter a egg and bucket race in order to continue on the path to enlightenment, but kez was seriously against jayjee winning this egg and bucket race so he disguised himself as a pack of Marlboro Lights and snuck over to Adam's house where they plotted with Joe and Jonny as well to change the event into a egg and S.P.O.O.N race!!! But Adam was purplexd by the thought of this race so ran to the nearest Chinese cracker box and bought himself a nuclear peanut which he then threw at jonnys nose in an attempt to
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Feb 25, 2007 23:47:57 GMT -5
Post by specialk on Feb 25, 2007 23:47:57 GMT -5
Although my knees hurt like italian pornstars i like flipping on concrete because Matti jumps around all day long. Adam also wants to give birth to a cow but his boxer shorts were pink with white hearts so he couldnt, but kez wanted to 540 kick Adam's face for making love to a horse without protection!!!!
JayJee in the meantime had been watching waaaay too many flying mongooses, so he decided to take up synchronised swimming and basket weaving in the hope that adam would stop licking his cheeks, and start workin on his obliques, u know he's a freak, he looks like a geek!
"Ya bastards!" shouted Matti as he climbed to the top of a card board box, coz he'd fogot his socks, "I'll hav a vodka on the rocks"; he says to calm himself ";on the f**kin top shelf!" ..musta rung a bell in his head, that piece of lead, left in a garden shed with a guy called Ned, "not the whole meal bread! The red bread bread"; said Special K, he's eating that goddam sh*t everyday, better than bird seed i guess coz our Kez it quite a mess when it comes 2 feeding time, always in a rush, gota push in line ......
At the end of his international rapping career Jayjee decided that matti's profound words of wisdom "fighting for peace is like f**king for virginity" was so true that he had to try and enter a egg and bucket race in order to continue on the path to enlightenment, but kez was seriously against jayjee winning this egg and bucket race so he disguised himself as a pack of Marlboro Lights and snuck over to Adam's house where they plotted with Joe and Jonny as well to change the event into a egg and S.P.O.O.N race!!! But Adam was purplexd by the thought of this race so ran to the nearest Chinese cracker box and bought himself a nuclear peanut which he then threw at jonnys nose in an attempt to replace the other peanut inside head and therefore improve punctuality!
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Feb 26, 2007 9:09:52 GMT -5
Post by Sare on Feb 26, 2007 9:09:52 GMT -5
What d'y'all reckon guys.....a couple more paras then we'll start another one otherwise this will get too long? Although my knees hurt like italian pornstars i like flipping on concrete because Matti jumps around all day long. Adam also wants to give birth to a cow but his boxer shorts were pink with white hearts so he couldnt, but kez wanted to 540 kick Adam's face for making love to a horse without protection!!!! JayJee in the meantime had been watching waaaay too many flying mongooses, so he decided to take up synchronised swimming and basket weaving in the hope that adam would stop licking his cheeks, and start workin on his obliques, u know he's a freak, he looks like a geek! "Ya bastards!" shouted Matti as he climbed to the top of a card board box, coz he'd fogot his socks, "I'll hav a vodka on the rocks"; he says to calm himself ";on the f**kin top shelf!" ..musta rung a bell in his head, that piece of lead, left in a garden shed with a guy called Ned, "not the whole meal bread! The red bread bread"; said Special K, he's eating that goddam sh*t everyday, better than bird seed i guess coz our Kez it quite a mess when it comes 2 feeding time, always in a rush, gota push in line ...... At the end of his international rapping career Jayjee decided that matti's profound words of wisdom "fighting for peace is like f**king for virginity" was so true that he had to try and enter a egg and bucket race in order to continue on the path to enlightenment, but kez was seriously against jayjee winning this egg and bucket race so he disguised himself as a pack of Marlboro Lights and snuck over to Adam's house where they plotted with Joe and Jonny as well to change the event into a egg and S.P.O.O.N race!!! But Adam was purplexd by the thought of this race so ran to the nearest Chinese cracker box and bought himself a nuclear peanut which he then threw at jonnys nose in an attempt to replace the other peanut inside head and therefore improve punctuality! 5 minutes later Ned the shed man turned up and demanded that someone take his moleskin trousers to Calcutta immediately otherwise he would
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Feb 27, 2007 16:17:20 GMT -5
Post by Jg on Feb 27, 2007 16:17:20 GMT -5
(yeah cool)
Although my knees hurt like italian pornstars i like flipping on concrete because Matti jumps around all day long. Adam also wants to give birth to a cow but his boxer shorts were pink with white hearts so he couldnt, but kez wanted to 540 kick Adam's face for making love to a horse without protection!!!!
JayJee in the meantime had been watching waaaay too many flying mongooses, so he decided to take up synchronised swimming and basket weaving in the hope that adam would stop licking his cheeks, and start workin on his obliques, u know he's a freak, he looks like a geek!
"Ya bastards!" shouted Matti as he climbed to the top of a card board box, coz he'd fogot his socks, "I'll hav a vodka on the rocks"; he says to calm himself ";on the f**kin top shelf!" ..musta rung a bell in his head, that piece of lead, left in a garden shed with a guy called Ned, "not the whole meal bread! The red bread bread"; said Special K, he's eating that goddam sh*t everyday, better than bird seed i guess coz our Kez it quite a mess when it comes 2 feeding time, always in a rush, gota push in line ......
At the end of his international rapping career Jayjee decided that matti's profound words of wisdom "fighting for peace is like f**king for virginity" was so true that he had to try and enter a egg and bucket race in order to continue on the path to enlightenment, but kez was seriously against jayjee winning this egg and bucket race so he disguised himself as a pack of Marlboro Lights and snuck over to Adam's house where they plotted with Joe and Jonny as well to change the event into a egg and S.P.O.O.N race!!! But Adam was purplexd by the thought of this race so ran to the nearest Chinese cracker box and bought himself a nuclear peanut which he then threw at jonnys nose in an attempt to replace the other peanut inside head and therefore improve punctuality!
5 minutes later Ned the shed man turned up and demanded that someone take his moleskin trousers to Calcutta immediately otherwise he would complainin some more and eventually give up and go 2 Krispy Kremes. There he found Adam, stuffing his face with the sugar filled delicacys who tried to talk but had his mouth full. Ned decided to ignore this as it was slightly disturbing and went upstairs only to find matti who proded him in the eye with a chop stick. "AAAH!" screaming in pain as his eyeball had been pieced through the centre Matti offered his comfort in saying "meh oh well, not my eye"....
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Feb 28, 2007 8:13:10 GMT -5
Post by specialk on Feb 28, 2007 8:13:10 GMT -5
did you want to add more to this paragraph u just wrote ;D
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Feb 28, 2007 8:45:50 GMT -5
Post by matikata on Feb 28, 2007 8:45:50 GMT -5
hahahahahahaha, man i laughed so hard reading that, that my parents are looking at me and are like, wtf.
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Feb 28, 2007 10:33:10 GMT -5
Post by Jg on Feb 28, 2007 10:33:10 GMT -5
lol laugh it up matti, Ned's not amused in his hospital bed, with an eye patch and a wooden chinese version of a fork stuck half way through his brain!
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Mar 10, 2007 6:42:41 GMT -5
Post by Sare on Mar 10, 2007 6:42:41 GMT -5
*sends Ned a "Get well soon" card and a bunch of grapes* ~ THE END ~ Alrighty.....let's start another one now eh? Seeing as how you guys are so creative I reckon one of you should start it off.
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Mar 10, 2007 12:27:58 GMT -5
Post by matikata on Mar 10, 2007 12:27:58 GMT -5
The man with a plan said his nan should eat jam but she didnt like jam so she called the Oxtricks boys!
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Mar 12, 2007 8:52:26 GMT -5
Post by Sare on Mar 12, 2007 8:52:26 GMT -5
The man with a plan said his nan should eat jam but she didnt like jam so she called the Oxtricks boys! They tumbled and jiggled and vaulted and wiggled until Matti did a wall run across
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Apr 2, 2007 4:36:27 GMT -5
Post by Sare on Apr 2, 2007 4:36:27 GMT -5
*watches tumbleweed blowing by in the wind......hears distant bell tolling* Jeez! It's quiet in here. Where did you guys go to?
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Apr 5, 2007 6:14:36 GMT -5
Post by matikata on Apr 5, 2007 6:14:36 GMT -5
hahaha, were still here. we just been busy
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Jul 13, 2007 17:02:37 GMT -5
Post by Sare on Jul 13, 2007 17:02:37 GMT -5
Jeez! It's been so long since I was last in here it took me a couple of attempts to dredge up the correct username and password. So are you guys still busy and is Kez a proper A-lister now that he's starring in that Airwaves ad? (haven't seen the evidence yet.....just read about it on MySpace )
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